Sunday, September 13, 2015

All This -- and Gallagher, too!!!


I had completely forgotten anything about Gallagher, but last night while walking past Ziggy's (http://ziggysbythesea.com/ a white roudy's music club that replaced the black roudy music club when I had lived here in 2011 and 12, most patrons of BOTH clubs displaying DRUG GANG TATTOOS blended with CHRISTIAN TATTOOS -- and most patrons will threaten to PUNCH you, if you DON'T support the Republican Party), I got into a fun conversation with a door guard who is 6' 10", and as he put it, TWICE my weight.


He told me that Gallagher was performing, a name I remembered, but nothing about, and he gave me a comp ticket, which I expected to use.


But then he said, "There he is," and indeed the little scowling shorty with the frazzled hair was standing ten feet away with a couple of others. Without having any conscious idea WHY I did this, the following happened, and the article explains it all -- sort of:

I just ran into Gallagher on the street here in Wilmington, NC, barely remembering his look, and not his act at all. I told him I was Tennessee Williams's last assistant -- and would he like a blow job -- and he almost EXPLODED like one of his watermelons -- LOL!!!


Gallagher: Right-Wing, Religious, Melon-Smashing Maniac
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I PASSED on his show.

And Readers will recall that about three weeks ago, it was the Christian Drug Mafia hanging out in front of Ziggy's who convinced me that there really WAS a machete'-swinging madman running about the neighborhood -- I even told two groups of cops -- LOL!!!


ALL heavily tattooed people are likely in one or another Drug Mafia -- but some mark their bodies permanently in completely innocent ways.


But ALL commit this "MORTAL SIN", as the Catholics call it: by its PERMANENCE, they RENOUNCE the possibility that they will ever GROW beyond what those tattoos represent!!!


And then they end up like this:



And she shows NO SIGN of Drug Mafia tattoos!!!


>>> CONTINUING TO RELAX, PRIMARILY, A FEW NOTES:

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I need to contact these people to be sure they understand the importance of the fact that my wealthy Kenan relatives -- with the CIA -- put Presidente Enrique Pena Nieto into power for the Oil and the Drugs -- ADMITTED to me by a recently retired exec of Kenan-controlled Exxon-Mobil whom I met in Puerto Vallarta half a year ago!!!


A new congress took office in Mexico this month after what proved to be among the country's most violent elections, with 21 people murdered, including campaign officials and bystanders. Hopes of stemming
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Scott Kenan shared a link.
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Something pretty crazy happened on Tuesday night in Oklahoma...
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Scott Kenan shared a link.
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Monsanto Is Guilty of Chemical Poisoning, According to French Court - Read now only on Jesse Ventura's Off The Grid at Ora TV
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The American media, perplexed as to how someone labeled with the dreaded “s" word, could not only capture a major party nomination but do so with the largest mandate in the history of the party, went into full smear mode:


Should we expect the same reaction if Sanders pulls off a win?
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"At 17:30 BST she had reigned for 23,226 days, 16 hours and approximately 30 minutes - surpassing the reign of her great-great-grandmother Queen Victoria."
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My FAVE words from Queen Elizabeth II, as disseminated by my old bud since 2010, Canadian Peter Hardy (not actually a "Gay Icon" like that sounds), but a goy kosher-bagel-baker in Puerto Vallartahttps://www.facebook.com/VallartaBagelworld?pnref=lhc



>>> AN APPROPRIATE MESSAGE (from a REAL Queen):

>>> TO THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

(from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II):


In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.


God Save the Queen!!!

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