“Art exists because reality is neither real nor significant.”
― J.G. Ballard
I am TOTALLY SERIOUS that I have spent this ENTIRE DAY writing, editing, contemplating, and laughing -- throughout. And I got only ONE phone call -- from Gold Walker, my landlady:
"That guy in New York (Joseph Crawford Faulk, Jr.), doesn't believe Haston Caulder is panhandling with a sign EVERY DAY???", and without pausing, "I just saw him at Oleander and 17th -- where I see him ALL THE TIME. Grab your camera, take a photo and send it to -- what's-his-name!!!"
But I told her with all the Azalea Festival traffic and parking -- and he has to move place to place often -- to avoid arrest -- I'd never catch him today.
And she said, "OK, next time I'm there and SEE HIM, I'll call you IMMEDIATELY!!!"
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"Well AIN'T THAT SOMETHING!!!" ~ Scott
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