Oy VEY!!! "Benjamin Schachtman" Means "Son of Jamin who is a MANHOLE" (sewer opening)!!! But "Kenan" Means "The Sadness" (depression) or "Unbridled Greed and Acquisitiveness" in the BIBLE DICTIONARY -- so Kenans Are CRAZIER!!!

Benjamin Schachtman -- when he was at his HOTTEST -- was Jesus Christ in 2015.

And in his YOUTH -- when he met and married Kathy -- aka "Casey Cupcake" -- in Wilmington, North Carolina, he looked like a cuddly, lost, snaggle-toothed dude, who would NEVER amount to much:

So for WHAT IT'S WORTH:

Me -- in New York City -- December 2009.

Also at that time -- on Mulberry Street:

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