FORTUNATELY, my roommate, "Warden", a 54-year-old mostly brain-dead white male with "fly-away", ultra-long out-of-collar-peeking hairs, was NOT in my bed like THIS this morning when I awoke (this other guy being FAR more attractive, actually -- but too VIOLENT -- which Warden in NOT)!!!:
And this has made me LONG FOR PUERTO VALLARTA:
If ya need a whiskey (or other likker or wine), Costco in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, gives free samples of all of that -- with or without ice -- and usually three free such Demos going at peek demand times of day.
NO LIMITS, either!!!
Sadly, Costco does not YET give marijuana samples, but I've bought pot right in FRONT of Puerto Vallarta Police Officers -- they laughing at this Giant Gringo wanting to get HIGHER -- HA!!!
>>> OKEY-DOKEY, WHAT HAPPENED TODAY (in Court):
FIRST -- and for the Legal Record for Courts Investigators -- the name of ONE of the two employees of the Prosecutor/District Attorney's Office who FALSELY CLAIMED in my last Court appearance a few weeks ago that I would be served an ARREST WARRANT and definitely GO TO JAIL before the end of the day, is Daniel Adams:
Victim Services Coordinator at New Hanover County District Attorney's Office
New Hanover County District Attorney's Office
University of North Carolina at Wilmington
Wilmington, North Carolina.
And GOOD NEWS for Prosecutor Alexandria Palombo, the female of similar description who'd claimed the same as ASSHOLE Daniel, had DARK HAIR, unlike the current "bottle blond" of Ms. Palombo, which she ALSO sported in that hearing.
Alexandria Palombo with her husband (before she lost the extra weight). SADLY, I had no opportunity to CONGRATULATE her on her new svelteness, which I HOPE is not due to cocaine like Lindsey Roberson, who had prosecuted me in Judge Chad Hogston's Court in 2011!!!
And District Attorney Ben David, who with his brother District Attorney Jon David, had DEMANDED from my friends at Carolina Beach to know where to get COCAINE AND PUSSY.
I asked that Mr. Young be allowed to leave ASAP, but it was not until at least 10:00 that he was informed he could go.
And yet ANOTHER feather for Judge Noecker's cap, in considering my application for a Public Defender, he decided in favor promptly after seeing my application -- WITHOUT all the DRAMA of alcoholic former Judge Rebecca Blackmore, who exclaimed so a FULL COURT could ridicule me in early 2011:
Judge Rebecca Blackmore
"WHAT . . . you are a KENAN, and I NEVER HEARD OF A KENAN who didn't have at least four or five TRUST FUNDS in his back pocket!!!"
This brought the WHOLE COURTROOM to raucous laughter, deriding me -- which she had DELIBERATELY DONE, she being a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN.
Of course Jeffrey Noecker was a Deacon at First Presbyterian when I was a Member in 2011 -- even the volunteer CARETAKER of the Bible Herb Garden -- as well as ALWAYS attending services on Sunday and participation in the "Discovery Class" made up of mostly Elders and Deacons (but not Mr. Noecker).
Judge Noecker, when I finally was able to bring up that this "Summons" from nearly a year ago that had never before been served, I had MISSED the hearing and NOT been arrested, and the Plaintiff, Jeffrey Goldsmith, was arrested soon thereafter and I'd called Police to show them the stolen goods -- which they ALSO FOUND around the periphery of the parking lot for Boney Hall, part of First Prez . . .
OH WAIT, I could not get the part in RED out, because being ALL BUSINESS, he just said to take it up with my Defender, next Court scheduled for 10/16.
I had wanted to find out if they even have FOUND Mr. Goldsmith, and if NOT, it should have been dismissed and saved the Courts, etc., some TIME AND EXPENSE.
I will SOON email Mr. David Young, to let him know why I let him off the hook.
>>> AND NOW SOME FUN !!!:
That is what I said in COURT this morning, after a criminal thug I'd kicked out as a roommate a year ago charged me with "Communicating Threats", but the Judge didn't buy it, I was declared "Indigent" by the Judge, and assigned a Public Defender for trial on October 16.
It will be a ZOO (and I will soon blog about it). I'm 6' 11" and hope to OUT-DO ru-POPE on that date -- HA!!!
(Yes, this is really REAL) -- or perhaps Divine (or The Lady Chablis or Leslie Jordan), ALL of whom I have known!!!
Sandra Beckham
― Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet
“To know nothing about yourself is to live. To know yourself badly is to think.”
― Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet
Leslie Jordan, praying for me when he was a YOUNG BOY, and later, he STARRED in my friend Del Shores's play, movie, and TV series!!!:
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