We cannot compete with this. The Scots are on a whole other level of cursing. Pure genius. We bow down to them in awe.
Right now I am OVERWHELMED by my own good fortune -- as well as the stupidity of Jonathan Deputy. We will meet in Court Monday July 23 for him to face my Cyberstalking Charge, but neither Judge nor Prosecutor have yet been assigned.
I woke up this morning at 7:22 -- and Chad had already removed all the plywood covering his doors and windows next-door -- and an hour later, he had a crew of three FINE, strappin' 40-ish men -- two of them CLEARLY well-haired (the only thing Chad is missing to be a perfect male -- but he's straight, anyway), one of those, PERFECTLY HAIRED:
"Hairy Helper" next-door is of a more slender build -- but this hairy!!!
And by 11:00 they had filled several trailers with mattresses, an ancient refrigerator, electric skillets, blenders, etc. -- and OODLES of junk and trash -- and had begun stripping out old plumbing, including the bathtub!!!
I DID go over once, just as Hairy Helper stepped out for a smoke, and like me, he HATES Wilmington's Christians who know NOTHING of what Jesus Taught and just want to make PROFITS FROM ADDICTING CITIZENS TO HARD DRUGS.
SUCH a nice guy to be walking around in such tempting packaging -- but I didn't leer ONCE.
Then, several hours later, I called across the fence to COMPLIMENT them on what a GREAT JOB they are doing, and Chad -- AGAIN perfectly amazing me -- KIDDED ME in DOUBLE ENTENDRE about my REALLY wanting to have sex with all his helpers, which ALL of them heard and it went right over their heads.
I had to tell Chad that my mother is the only person I ever met (knew fairly well), who was smarter than me -- but at 95, her mind has slipped enough that I've taken the lead. But HE might top ME (in smarts, all ye of EVIL MIND) -- at least we are of the SAME CLASS.
I ALSO mentioned that I'm looking for someone who can MANAGE my stand-up comedian career (one I'm considering), and did he have any experience in THAT.
And just now, I found Chad on Facebook and then his writing page:
Chad Wagner in 2012
I would say that Chad is a MASTER at Science of Mind (Religious Science), although I don't know that he ever studied it.
Chad built this in 2012 and titled it "Creating Heaven on Earth".
And here is his public website that is a collection of his writing: https://sunlizard.weebly.com/.
THIS is the kind of friendship Chad and I seem to be developing . . .
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Trying to look as serious and determined as possible without appearing psychotic.
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