Once Upon a Time -- in Wilmington, North Carolina -- there was an ACTUAL Spofford Mills!!!
May 15, 2018
Dear Jon Deputy and Gold
Walker,
I’m sorry recent days have been so full of tensions between
us all – or at least between the two of you and me. And you might have come to
expect this email if Robert, who stopped by Spofford Circle this morning, told
you I told him I intend to write to you today.
When each of you met me, we got along FAMOUSLY – if Gold
for much longer – and as Gold told me when she offered a place over here, “I
still have feelings for you – I know you just try to help people and have made
a lot of bad choices.” Well, I almost made MORE bad choices, but was
prevented by circumstances – and NOW my family is reliably helping me, and my
mother has had a COMPLETE change of heart about me and other things.
Perhaps funniest is that we seem in equilibrium in this
building – I get along GREAT with Gray Hunter, and just as well with Kelsey
Holmes and her lover Mary, but they don’t have as much time. I also get on FINE
with Pete upstairs and his girlfriend, Allie – but GREAT with her, when Pete isn’t
around. Rob, in apartment One, doesn’t seem to socialize with anyone else here –
or even be SEEN by any of us in the other three apartments. So, whatever he and
his roommate do, they don’t bother us – nor we, them.
Isn’t
that the Spirit of what Jon wanted when he kept DEMANDING I talk to no one else
in this building???
And I have NO REASON to believe Jon has ever sent emails
like he sent to me to anyone else – and he STOPPED sending to me – so the ONLY
reason to TRY the Charge would be if we can’t come to a reasonable settlement
between us. If it were some crime he regularly dabbled in, I WOULD prosecute to
protect OTHERS.
Also remember, that this all began in the pre-dawn hours of a
Monday in December, when Pete and Allie hosted a bunch of underaged kids and
they all got drunk as skunks, cussing and hollering in the yard and on the
stairs – which one guy clutching a large glass bottle of beer or booze FELL
DOWN, but was not harmed, falling into a few others of them, and he HELD the
bottle throughout. I finally BLEW and came out (without my dentures in and in a
KING KONG T-shirt and skivvies), hollering at them first at about 2:15 AM, and
then later close to 4:00.
Don’t
you BOTH wish you had been here to see how RIDICULOUS I must have looked (and
sounded)???
In any case, I REFRAINED from calling the Police – they acted
like they had every privilege to do anything – including calling THIS Old Fart
person all manner of insults – and I saw that they were NOT going to drive that
night and in fact began leaving mid-afternoon the next day.
And then everything got out of hand and I certainly am to
blame for much of that – and for THAT, I am sorry.
The only problem in our “little drama” is that for some
reason Jonathan Deputy committed me to “The Oaks” without any legitimate cause.
Now, I made the best of it, but it ENTIRELY interrupted my life for ten days, I
took crazy
drugs like a TRAINED MONKEY while there, and NOW, they expect me to PAY
what Medicare is not covering. I’m just guessing that is pushing two grand –
and I just got three small add-ons in the mail yesterday from Rita Pellicciari
(less than $100.00 extra).
Now, I have SENT Letters of Protest (physical ones), to all
of those providers – as well as spoken with them on the phone – even asking
that they just WRITE OFF some of the individual charges, they being so small –
so the charges may well be reduced, but I’ve heard back from none of them yet.
I won’t pay them – and made that clear – and I care more
about making my point – if it comes to that – than about my Credit Rating
(which I can attach statements to explaining WHY I think Jon Deputy actually
owes this money). Considering the overall charge before insurance of $20,000.00+,
I think we should ALL Thank God I have Medicare, no???
And I also think that since neither of you have lost a
tenant or had your income decreased by ANY of my actions or blogged words – you
have NO REAL LOSS AT ALL (except, perhaps, a little worrying), so NO claims
against me.
I have WORRIED MY BUTT OFF over what non-sense, false Police
Lock-Up in the Nut-House (as Jon even threatened to do AGAIN after I got out),
or Jail – or just a GOOD BEATING UP of me – like the Christian Drug Mafia of
Mexico did to me five times.
My proposal is that the two of you decide how you handle
your end of this – I not privy to who bears the most responsibility, but by
BOTH your claims to me, Jon really does. YOU two decide on that, but while I
will continue trying to get bills reduced or even dropped, that y’all pay for
them – and I could take a check and pay them, accept cash (which is not really
traceable), or you pay them directly.
And for what to me felt like a long period of Psychological
Terror, I get three months of free rent – and then if all goes well, perhaps we
will ALL be friendly again, I can remain living here until there is a REAL
REASON for me to leave (past 12/1/2018).
Now, I can be flexible, and am open to other creative solutions.
This will be LAUDED by Sheriff McMahon, D.A. Ben David, and really, ALL the
District Court Judges (although for us to go to Court would be a REAL ZOO and
PERFECT BLOG MATERIAL – which will REALLY jump my blog’s Readership)!!!
Also, I have no idea of Jon’s color sense, but JUST TODAY,
Gray Hunter bought a brand new little Honda Coupe’ – that is the DEEPEST PURPLE
I have ever seen on a car. The car is gorgeous, and the color looks BLACK in
most light – and then that changes as your angle or the light does. Gold, you
have GOT to see it!!!
One more thing: I have planted Moon Flower seeds meant to
climb on the latticework of my deck – and up to Gray’s latticework as well.
Gray said he’s grown them here like that and on the FRONT apartment’s porch as
well. They are first cousin to the Morning Glories that Denise Wood grew up the
back staircase last year – and die completely at first frost.
Anyway, I hope you will take this missive completely
seriously, and get back to me BEFORE Friday, when I will begin pressuring the Deputies
to serve Jonathan, if you have not. The choice is yours, and I’ll eat some
CROW, publicly, if that helps at all – I just ask that it be COOKED.
>>> And just now,
I stepped out for a smoke before proofing this, and Gray was there, so I told
him all about this letter and he said it sounds PRETTY GOOD TO HIM – and I also
told him I BRAGGED ON his new car and told Purple-Lady-Gold she HAD to come see
it.
All best,
Scott David Kenan
No comments:
Post a Comment